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If they decide to make Mr. Freeze a villain in a new Batman...

anti-telemarketing EGBG counterscript

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Most Brutal Breakup Ever

This is Not a Pipe - by Brien Applegate

Our Saturday morning childhood dreams have come true. ...

Peter Bruhn Redefines the Lowercase 'g'

My First Day in Hell - by Jack Handy

Ninja teenagers plague town for a year and a...

Make Brennan Money By Going to this Page. It...

Defense Mechanism (via Drama Club)

Writing Hacks, Part 1: Starting

Why aren’t movie posters like this anymore? Also, I...

Redheads will be extinct in 100 years,...

I don’t remember exactly when or why I started hating...

For all you suckers still working in the U.S. Hell,...

“The Justice Department reported… that a record 7...”
— TIME

Deaf poetry jam.

Conan interviews “Mystery,” the master of seduction. Hilarious stuff.

I guess I’m not seven years old anymore. I mean,...

What the fuck is going on in this picture?

“In 1893, when he fought a deaf mute. Toward the end of the...”
— Underhanded Sports Tactics

“I don’t own a television, and I never have. That’s not some...”
— Todd Levin

Photography I Like - Ryan McGinley:

“I’m fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the...”
— Dr. Cox

This is so close to being the coolest thing ever, but I...

“I have no idea what happened the fateful night that Ms Lohan...”
— Warren Ellis

“In hailing the verdict yesterday, a White House spokesman...”
— The Padilla Conviction - New...

Ten More 'Trapped in the Closet' Episodes...

In July, a ban on smoking in all public places went into effect in England. The no smoking signs...

“If you’re ever attacked by a gang of toddlers, your...”
— Dan Liebert

U.S. to Expand Domestic Use Of Spy Satellites...

Dame las Bananas: Dame Watermelon Seeds

Dick Cheney (in 1994) gives a surprisingly level headed and well articulated explanation of why an...

J.C. Leyendecker

J.C. Leyendecker

J.C. Leyendecker

David Elsewhere is fucking nuts. Apparently every commercial you’ve seen with anybody dancing...

“And you know who else is recording an album? Scarlett...”
— Top Socialite

Tamara de Lempicka, Self Portrait. 1925. Art Deco rocks.